Criminal Mastermind

The problem with being a world famous blogger, is you sometimes attract the wrong attention. My blog recently hit the #1 spot on the critter top ten popularity chart. Someone didn’t like that fact and left me a very clear message spray painted on the Woodpile. Who could it be? The mayor called in a favor from the French Chipmunk Government and they sent Inspector Clousseau to take over the investigation.

C-CSI (Chipmunk Crime Scene Investigators) have secured the “Crime Scene”

Inspector Clousseau arrives

I am going to get this guy!

I better dust for paw prints

Clousseau keeps a stash of snacks in his notebook

“IMPOSSIBLE! This can only be the work of my arch enemy the Phantom Chipmunk.”

Clousseau discovered that the Phantom Chipmunk’s darkweb blog had been in the #1 spot on the charts for the last year. The Phantom vented his frustration when I knocked him out of the #1 spot. We found these selfie photos on his blog the day after.

I have fond memories of the many crimes I have committed with this can of black spray paint.

I thought I heard a noise

Which color should I chose?

Always make sure the nozzle is clear

Someone is coming, quick hide.

Professional criminals always take pride in their work.

I took a selfie of myself with my “tools of the trade”

My criminal "masterpiece"