I got a call from the North Pole public relations office.
Santa’s press secretary was concerned about the latest numbers. They were
receiving a record number of letters from concerned critter parents about their
children being naughty. They were seeking advice on what to do. A check of the
critter naughty list showed there were more naughty kids than nice! Yes, they
checked it twice to make sure. The latest polls show an alarming drop in the
number of critter kids that believe in Santa! Further investigation revealed
one kid didn’t get the toy he wanted last year from Santa (he was on the really
naughty list), so he started spreading rumors on social media that Santa was
fake.
Santa is a bit old fashion, he still uses a rotary dial
phone (yikes!), and still thinks twitter is some sort of bird. His press office
needed social media help big time. They think a photo shoot with a world famous
critter blogger will help Santa’s image. Santa arrived at the Woodpile today.
He was dressed in his finest outfit, very classy.
Hold on, I am not ready. I still have to comb my fur!
Where did I put my tail fur spray?
(Photographer) “Chippy we are on a tight schedule. Hurry
up!”
Santa “Great job Chippy. Come give me a hug!”
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