If you remember, we had a pirate ship come ashore recently.
We found a chest full of gold coins. The Woodpile got together and we had a big
conference to decide what to do with the gold. I (Chippy) suggested we buy a
sports car. Everyone thought that was a great idea. We went to Speed Demons
dealership to check out our options. A very friendly salesman gave us a great
deal on a yellow convertible with a roll bar. I put my paw print on the
paperwork.
“How do you start this car?”
“Okay, I’ll try pushing it.”
Lets check under the hood. Oh … I see the problem … the
engine is full of sunflower seeds. I’ll take care of that [munching sounds].”
“Where did I put the keys?”
“It is hard to stay in the seat doing 50 mph. I don’t think
this car was designed for Chipmunks.”
“Did you hear a siren? Oh boy, I see blue lights. Lets get
out of here!”
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