Earlier this week, Mom told me I couldn’t go on her next
trip. I was a little disappointed … okay, truth be told I was really mad.
Vinnie captured the moment in a photo and now its all over social media. I
don’t want everyone thinking I am sourpuss chipmunk. After about 30 seconds, I
realized getting mad wouldn’t fix the situation. I needed a PLAN. It was time
to take matters into my own paws. So, what is the most essential thing needed
for a road trip adventure??? Any guesses? Yes, you’re perfectly correct, you
need a car. Not some chipmunk size car, but, a real human car preferable with
off road capability.
I scurried off to the nearest Subaru dealership. The saleswoman
was a bit suspicious of selling a car to a chipmunk until I pulled out my Gold Platinum
credit card. Then I got the royal treatment – coffee, fresh sunflower seed donuts,
and a nice cushion to sit on. I should do this more often. I decided to go with
a used car, something with some wear and tear and a few dents and dings. I want
folks to think I am a seasoned traveler.
I thought I was first chipmunk to think up this idea. I
opened the door and found another chipmunk in the car I was looking at. I wasn’t
expecting competition.
“I saw it first, no I did”
I did my best insane chipmunk impression, and the other
fellow left in a hurry.
Can I reach the steering wheel? I think I need a
booster seat.
Chipmunks enjoy sticking their heads out the windows
as much as dogs do.
Where do I sign?
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