The Great Mailbox Robbery

I got a big bonus at work, so, I ordered some Russian sunflower seeds ($500 an ounce). This is the chipmunk equivalent of caviar. I checked the tracking number and it said it was delivered to my mailbox. I hurried home but I couldn’t find the package. Oh no, they must have delivered it to the wrong address. Then I noticed some suspicious looking sunflower seeds shells near the mailbox. I gave them a good sniff and yup they were Russian sunflower seeds.

I have been robbed!!!

I pulled up the security camera footage. It showed my old school teacher Mrs. Spot had stopped by and knocked on the burrow but I wasn’t home. Then I observed a funny reaction. Mrs. Spot’s sniffer started going a mile a minute. She must have smelled the Russian sunflower seeds. Lured by their irresistible smell she tracked them down to my mailbox …. This is hard to talk about … she ate all of them. I can’t watch this anymore.

Spot “Anyone home?”

Spot “Whatever smells good seems to be coming from the mailbox”

Spot “I wonder what it could be?”

Here is Spot eating my Russian sunflower seeds!!

Update: American Customs banned Russian sunflower seeds because they are treated with scents that make them addictive. After a week at a recovery center Mrs. Spot’s was back to her strict old school teacher self. Do you believe this, she gave me detention for buying illegal sunflower seeds.