According to the latest marketing research, the
entertainment market in furry critter communities has great potential. As more
and more critter families enter the middle class, they have more free time and
disposable income to spend. A big name circus company (which wished to remain
anonymous) came to the Woodpile looking to recruit talent for a brand new
traveling three ring critter circus. They had heard about the legendary
climbing and feeder raiding skills of some of the Woodpile’s more notorious
elements.
A fearless Chippy Jr. high in the tree
Baffles and weighted perches may be squirrel
proof but they are no match for chipmunks.
Chippy Jr. and his friends saw the circus tryout posters all
around the Woodpile. They were talking amongst themselves. “Hey, we can climb
trees. How hard would it be learn to walk a tight rope and join the circus?
Okay lets go.”
Are you sure this tight rope is safe? I don’t see a
safety net.
I'm not scared … I'm not holding on for dear life.
Oh no …
I can get back up on the rope. No need to rescue me.
Daylight Willey is one of the most notorious feeder robbers
of all time. He finally got caught by Woodpile security in a brazen daylight
robbery of First National Feeder. The judge gave him two choices: get a job or
go to jail. Willey signed on with the circus as a trapeze performer. How hard
could it be?
Here goes nothing
You want me to do what? Are you crazy?
Help, what did I get myself into?
Lets try a different grip
I need to think about this some more...
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