I had the strangest dream last night. I found this huge
mirror leaning against the Woodpile. In my dream, I walked up to it and said,
"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of all?" ... and it
responded "Your mirror image of course!" ... Wait a second, your
suppose to say "Chippy of course!"
"Lets face it Chippy, I am taller than you
are."
"And my cheek pouches are bigger than yours."
Time to change tactics, "Hey Mr. mirror image, Do
you think yourself tougher?"
He answered "Yes I am."
How about this "Whose butt looks bigger? ... Mirror
image's butt of course."
I challenged my mirror image to a staring contest (Mr.
mirror image won).
We grew tired of each others company and tried to get
away. But no matter what we did, we only ended up playing a game of "Peek-a-boo"
I like to sleep in, but this is one nightmare I prayed to
be awakened from.
My mirror image seemed to have same idea.
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