Saturday, January 18, 2020

Eco-Travel Adventure Part II


I had the strangest dream. I was hiding in the bottom of my zip line basket when it came to a crashing halt. I peeked over the top of the basket and nearly collided with this young lady from Kansas. Her name was Judy Garland and she was an actress. I didn’t recall the zip line operator being so pretty. I am beginning to like this Doomsday Island. Dorothy, that was the character’s name she was portraying looked at me funny when I asked about a cold beer. She said there was no alcoholic beverages in Oz. I must  have gotten a concussion during the crash. I played along and asked how I got to Oz? You passed through an inter-dimensional rift in the space-time continuum. This is the year 1939. This is all very  interesting, but, I have to get back to the year 2020. My loyal fans are expecting me to post my weekly blog. Miss Dorothy suggested that I accompany her along the yellow brick road. After many adventures, we ended up at the Emerald City. While in the city Dorothy was given a pair of beautiful ruby slippers to get home with. The film director was a bit baffled with what to do with my four paws. The props department finally came to the rescue with some slippers made from strawberry twizzlers. (The next fashion trend – edible slippers?) I clicked my heels together and said “there is no place like home” and poof … Next thing I know I am being dumped out of my hammock promptly at 5am. I was never so excited in my life to get back to Doomsday Island.

I was starving and asked about breakfast. They said they were serving sunflower seeds at the next adventure course.

 
Wait a second! I have to walk out there to get breakfast? That looks really unsafe.


Maybe I can hold on with my back paws


Inching my way to within reach of the first seed, almost there …


Holding on for dear life with all four paws


This isn’t as dangerous as it looks. I am a natural at this.


I can go all the way out to the very end …ahhhhh... I love all my fans...

BREAKING NEWS: Chippy falls from the rope bridge into the crack of doom.  No one could possibly survive this fall. This has eerie parallels to when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle killed off his character Sherlock Holmes at the Reichenbach Falls. There are rumors on social media that the "Adventures of Chippy & Friends" writing staff are behind this unexpected plot twist.



TO BE CONTINUED (Or maybe not)

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