My doctor told me I need to get more exercise. A “marathon” viewing of “Downton Abbey” apparently doesn’t qualify. I got one of these fitness apps for my phone and started walking a ¼ mile day. (You humans are thinking, geeze, that is not much of an exercise program. Think about it a moment I am 1/30th of your size!) I discovered all sort of trails around the Woodpile that I never knew existed. Exploring all these new places, gave me inspiration to really pursue my exercise program.
The other day I was daydreaming about finding a treasure chest full of Govida sunflower seeds when I made the most curious find. Out in nowhere was a white sports car with blue racing stripes. The hood was popped up a small sign was placed inside that said “Free to the first person who finds this car! Must drive the car away within five minutes to claim it.”
I wonder if I am the first person to find it? I don’t see anyone else around.
What’s that old expression, best to look a gift horse in mouth? I better check this out before claiming it. Let’s see, it has an engine and it still warm. That means it was driven here only a few hours ago. It is in running order.
It has brand new tires and they are all properly inflated.
Wow, the previous owner even left the key in the ignition. Boy, they really want to get rid of this car fast.
I wonder what is in the trunk?
Lets see there is spare tire, emergency seed rations, building blueprints, ski masks … wait a second …
Are you thinking what I am thinking? I think I need to take my exercise program to the next level and sprint out of here before those police sirens get any closer!
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